lol i talk alot of shit at the tables. i get people on tilt easy
I agree I’ve seen the most ridiculous shit happen on this site I understand it’s poker and it happens But definitely not as much as it happens on this site the site is super shady
this site has way to many bad beats and suck outs people going all in and you call with a good hand they have a 2 and a 9 and flop a full house or 4 of a kind that just does not happen come on make it fair
This stuff happens a lot. I have independently been suspicious of this lately. It started in a tourney where a person could not lose a hand. I saw it again tonight a person calls all in before the flop and makes two pair with j 2 off. I’m convinced there are some players who can see the run out beforehand. I understand bad beats and crazy players. But crazy players do not win consistently at showdown. I was in a 15 sit n go the other day and jammed with admittedly a loose hand 6c 8c guy calls with 5 2 off and rivers a 2. Who calls an all in for half their stack with 5 2 off? You can say I just suck that’s fine, but there is a lot of weird stuff going on at these tables.
there are a few rumors going around…
AND THESE ARE ALL RUMORS:
one is predetermined RNG with set up hands
another big one is the first 10,000 hands you play = god mode then cash out = doom switch
and the big one is super users
i do not believe any of these rumors
this is online poker where you play wayyy more hands than live poker
so you will see wayyy more bad beats more often
another is that ignition/bovada has some the of loosest players because the sports betters from bovada play poker just to flip some sheet.
and all that being said i think i had like 5 losing months in 13 years!
I fell the same way to many bad beats and suck outs I went in with aa other guy 2 9 he flops full house this has happened more than 10 times to me
And it will happen a lot more. Played over 200 hands of 25nl the other day. I usually run good. This day, had 4 bad beats (miraculous odds) and otherwise card dead (down 50, made it back up to down 17).
This is not unlike live poker. Now, what I do, in live and online, take a break. My AA gets cracked live by 4 way (one hand) full house, down 200, I leave. Down 50+ at 25nl, take a break - go outside, etc, start over. There are bad days, if you are losing that much, consider tightening your starting ranges, and remember the bad beats you put on other people.
i call those good beats
the title of this thread makes me laugh all the time
“or something shadier like a bot?”
lmfao makes me laugh every time i read this title
this is my fav thread of all times
i think i would care a lot more if i played high stakes but micros are just wayyyy toooo funnn
hahahhahahahaha
sooo many bad beats right now
it is just the best
lmfao soo funny just endless bad beats hahahahahhaaaaaa
i think i will play all night and see how bad it can get
i obviously reported too many bugs
hahaha
i love downloading all my hands and having this on record.
for reviewing later
hahaa
i checked back the turn because i was almost 100% sure he had the ace of spades
and only called the river…hahahaaaa
but to my surprise he had ace ten
hahahahhaahaha
i should go back and post all my bad beats tonight OMG hahahaaa sooo funnnyyyy
i am just playing the sheriff tonight and calling everyone down just to see it
its so fun hahaha
amazing i only lost 1/2 a buy in…
i am going to come back and win
doom switch me all you want
i love it
lol@ how bad the doom switch is on me
keep it coming i love it!
lmfao hahahah omg you have to see this next hand exactly after i taunt hahaha omg omg so funnny.
hahah anyone want to guess what he has before i load the pic? hahaha
bwahahahahahaaa
hahaha
omg
i love it
doom switch me all day and all night
i have infinite buy in’s at micros come and get it
ignition is the best in the history of ever.
i really miss chat on the poker tables
not sure if anyone can tell but i was a big chatter on the tables.
i just want to see how bad it can get
come and get me
i hope player5 got his royal flush bonus
Did yall cash the royal str8 Bonus?
@MarkElliott i hope so!
anyone out there on the forums flop that royal flush vs me and my aces full of jacks?
pretty brutal beat there…that is a pretty decent sized bad beat jackpot at most brick and mortar poker rooms.
not sure if you followed the whole story behind that rant but…
i was super doom switched so i kept on updating that rant with bad beats and saying stuff like “hahahaha” every new time i got some crazy bad beat but didnt post everyone…that rant post was 2 sessions back to back around 1500 hands in 6hours.
then i said “doom switch me all you want i love it”
and 30 seconds after i said that
i got the aces full of jacks hand vs a royal flush
100% proof of the wizard of oz pulling the strings.
i also would make posts about my tables are stuck at 4max on a 6max table and they will not fill up for long periods of time 20-30mins.
so i started posting here on the forums saying my tables are stuck at 4max and as soon as i make the post (EVEN WHILE I AM TYPING IT) the tables would magically fill up…
obviously there is a man behind the curtains calling the shots.
anyone with an iq over 90 can figure that out
also i want to note: i am a winning player…i have never made a deposit on this site because i lost my money in 13 years of playing here… and my win rate is VERY impressive…i am not saying this as a brag, just saying it so it is known that i am not a random new player that does not know how to play and is blaming ghosts for lack of skills.
i think they have bots seats because i have never seen so many bad beats as i have here
Bad beats have nothing to do with bots. Bots play gto at their best. Most are not the best. Online produces many more hands than in a casino, so you will see more suck outs (bad beats). You might want to study a a little more gto and exploitative strategies, lowering variance. And, I don’t believe in folding everything unless you can 3 bet the hand. But on the flop, its either continue or fold, and if you see 3 clubs vs your AA without a club, then fold.
Once again, that is not proof of a doom switch, its 100% confirmation bias. That is not proof of anything besides coincidence. I can understand now why you were banned from Bovada’s forums. It’s only matter of time till you are banned here because of your constant conspiracy screeching.
i just go to twoplustwo if banned but i want to see it worked out here and i feel like i am talking to the people to make it happen.
it was not just that hand.
it was also when my tables were stuck at 4 max, i had at least 4 different times that as soon as i typed my tables are stuck at 4max they instantly filled.
its documented
that royal flush hand was just the cherry on top.
i got banned on bovada because i posted pics of joe biden that well lets say were not exactly flattering.
people on these forums post stuff all the time about the rng and bots and all that fun stuff, only difference is i have proved it.
Your posts would be redirected to the riggies thread on 2p2. You are a legend in your own mind.
If you have played online poker long enough you just know if your seat is running hot you need to know what hands to play and wet hands not to play